How can you double your money?
Look at it in a mirror!
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How do you file a nail?
Under the letter 'N'
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How can you make seven even?
Take away the letter 's'
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How does a baby ghost cry?
Boo hoo, boo hoo!
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How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let go!
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How does a fireplace feel?
Grate! (great)
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How does a broom act?
With sweeping gestures!
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On what nuts can pictures hang?
Walnuts!
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What birds are always unhappy?
Bluebirds
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What can you hold without touching it?
A conversation!
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What cat lives in the ocean?
An octopus!
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What did Napoleon become after his 39th birthday?
40!
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What did one broom say to the other broom?
Did you hear the latest dirt?
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What gives milk and has one horn?
A milk truck!
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What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?
"Got a minute?"
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What goes around in circles and makes kids happy?
A merry-go-round!
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What horses keep late hours?
Nightmares!
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What have eyes but can't see?
Needles, storms and potatoes!
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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
'B'
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Now they get a little more difficult.
Don't stop now - keep going!
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From what number can you take away half and leave nothing?
The number is 8 - Take away the top half and you are left with o!
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How can you be sure you have conterfeit money?
If it's a three rand note, you can be sure!
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| How are 2 + 2= 5, and your
left hand alike?
Both are not right!
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How can you drop an egg three metres without breaking it?
Drop it four metres; for the first three metres the egg will not hit anything!
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How do we know Rome was built at night?
Because Rome wasn't built in a day!
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How many acorns grow on the average pine tree?
None, pine trees don't have acorns!
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How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
One. After that the bag isn't empty!
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How much sand is there in a hole exactly one metre deep and one metre across?
None. A hole is empty!
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