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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?

What do footballers drink?

Where do footballers dance?

Why did the chicken get sent off?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How did the basketball court get wet?

Why do two artists never win when they play football?

What part of a football ground is never the same?

Ref: "I'm sending you off!"

What lights up a football stadium?

What do a footballer and a magician have in common?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What stories are told by basketball players

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

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