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Because they can't knit!
In an antbulance!
A rubbish bin!
Stick insects!
Because they always know when you are eating outside!
Cricket!
Whee!!
A bite in shining armor.
By itch-hiking.
Looking for a BP station
They got married in the spring.
Cut off it's tail. It'll be delighted.
Take antibiotics.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around
"Is the bar tender here?"
A centipede with athlete's foot.
A louse.
One, two, flea - go
Where would you put an injured insect?
What has four wheels and flies?
What lives in gum trees?
How do we know that insects are so clever?
What is the insect's favourite game?
What did the snail say as he was riding on the turtle's back?
What do you call a mosquito with a tin suit?
How do fleas travel?
What is a bee with its legs crossed doing on the motorway?
Did you hear the one about the bedbugs who fell in love?
How do you make a glow-worm happy?
What do ants do when they are ill?
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
What does the termite say when he walks into the bar?
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
What animal has six legs and walks on the head?
How do you start an insect race?