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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

What would you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why did the rooster refuse to fight?

Because he was chicken!

Why are giraffes necks so long?

So it will reach it's head.

Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy
                  his?

Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

What sort of a cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?

He felt funny !

Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?

Because they'd rather go to the cinema !

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

Koka-Koala !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Where do hamsters come from ?

Hamsterdam !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede ?

A walkie talkie !

Why does a stork stand on one leg ?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one !

Why don't centipedes play football ?

Because by the time they've got their boots on its time to go home !

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have enough guts.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Did you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?

They jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again.

Why did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did the frogs cross the road?

To get a croak-a-cola.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

To get to the hopping mall.

Why did the wasp cross the road?

It needed to go to the waspital.

Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He needed to go to the baabaa shop.

Why did the horse cross the road?

Because the chicken needed a day off.